★★★★½ Watched 28 Jul, 2019
Why are you reading this? Just watch the damn film!
½ Watched 26 Jul, 2019 2
The cinematic equivalent of AIDS. You know it's gonna be bad, but you try it out anyway.
★ Watched 25 May, 2017 1
Jack Sparrow is basically Jar Jar Binks by this point.
If this isn't your most anticipated film of 2016, then you are part of the corruption.