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  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

    ★★

    This was surprisingly unfunny. Charlize Theron has many abilities, humor is not one of them.

  • Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring

    Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring

    ★½

    Oh man, I did not like this at all. What is everyone on about?

    It's so painfully vague and all over the place with the points it's trying to make, yet in other parts of the film (mostly towards the end), it's completely blunt and obvious. Talk about hitting the audience over the head. Terrible pacing as well. Did not need to see the same shot of frog being drag down by rock 56 times. I believe I got the point.

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  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★★

    -Johnny: Hi
    -Shop owner: can I help you?
    -Johnny: can I have a dozen roses please?
    *takes off sunglasses*
    -Shop owner: oh hi Johnny I didn't know it was you!
    -Shop owner: here you go.
    -Johnny: that's me!
    -Johnny: how much is it?
    -Shop owner: that would be 18 dollars.
    -Johnny: here you go. keep the change!
    -Johnny: Hi doggy *pats the random Pug sitting on the counter*
    -Shop owner: you're my favorite customer!
    -Johnny: Okay bye

    End scene. a total of 18 seconds.

    Absolutely majestic!

  • You Were Never Really Here

    You Were Never Really Here

    ★★★★

    aaand...exhale.

    Seriously though, it doesn't let you breath for most of the runtime. What a performance, what an amazing tone, what a majestic score.

    I am in awe. Was not prepared for the assault on the senses that this film brings.