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  • Chernobyl Diaries

    Chernobyl Diaries

    Jesse McCartney walked so Jared Harris could run

  • Cargo

    Cargo

    ★½

    babies in zombie movies is one of my top 3 pet peeves

  • Mrs Wilson

    Mrs Wilson

    ★★★★

    [...] like when Wilson had to give birth to her own father (“Fucking weird, man.” she says)

  • Chernobyl

    Chernobyl

    ★★★★★

    THERE WAS GRAPHITE 

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    ★★★★★

    this plot twist is what fight club tried to achieve

  • The Curse of La Llorona

    The Curse of La Llorona

    Linda Cerdellini’s smile lines 💞💖💕💗

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★½

    yeah I screamed along to the lyrics of You Oughta Know what about it????

  • Jigsaw

    Jigsaw

    ★★

    so does jigsaw take interns

  • Polaroid

    Polaroid

    ½

    me, standing outside woody allen’s house: 📸

  • After Porn Ends 3

    After Porn Ends 3

    ★★½

    i was like “why did I not hate this as much as I did the first two” and i check and of course it’s cause it’s directed by a woman

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    ★★★★★

    citizen kane who?

  • Locke

    Locke

    Ruth Wilson & Olivia Colman  out-acted everyone and it was just their voices