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  • Moonrise Kingdom

    Moonrise Kingdom

    ★★★★★

    Is my favorite film of all time losing it's hold on me?


    If it is, I have no idea how to deal with that. I got home from my screening of Moonrise Kingdom (I saw it in a theater for the first time in 5 years) and just broke down into full ugly tears. I can't accept that my tastes may be changing, I can't accept that I'm changing, I just want to be a kid.


    Growing up. How does…

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  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    ★½

    there's a long take in this that I swear emmanuel lubezki oversaw

  • Long Day's Journey Into Night

    Long Day's Journey Into Night

    ★★★★★

    I'm going to level with you guys, I don't understand most of (THE PLOT OF) this movie. It's long, and confusing, and trying to keep track of just who was who was hard enough for me let alone what they were all doing. It was a tough one. I also fell asleep for a couple minutes in the middle, not because of the movie but because of being exhausted from work. I happens.

    But sometimes you just see something and…

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  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Wow.


    WOW.

    Three Billboards, Outside Ebbing, Missouri is the biggest waste of talented actors on a terrible (and I mean TERRIBLE. We'll get there soon) script since the fucking Star Wars prequels. To say this boringly shot dumpster fire of a film is undeserving of the recognition it's getting would be an understatement; for proper justice, they should go back and replace all the footage of this winning with videos of Christopher Plummer.



    I understand, first off. To the people…

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a movie about a group of people coming together because of their shared hatred of Johnny Depp and climaxes with each of them taking turns stabbing him violently so I don't see how anyone couldn't like it