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  • Long Day's Journey Into Night
  • The Farewell
  • The Beach Bum
  • Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé
  • High Flying Bird

2019: The World is Sin

28 films

we are all lost to the seas of time

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Black Panther
  • Iron Man 3
  • Captain America: The First Avenger

Marvel Cinematic Universe????

23 films

I kind of hate that I have this list but fuck you I'm allowed to like things

  • Toy Story 2
  • Up
  • WALL·E
  • Ratatouille
  • Coco

Pixar Ranked Fuck You

21 films

Good Dinosaur sucks big dick

  • Call Me by Your Name
  • The Shape of Water
  • World of Tomorrow Episode Two: The Burden of Other People's Thoughts
  • Logan
  • Coco

2017: What's Good? What Sucks? Let's Find Out!

49 films

Movies are all I have left

  • If Beale Street Could Talk
  • The Rider
  • Hereditary
  • The Favourite
  • Paddington 2

2018: Please Be a Good Year

62 films

Every! Single! Movie! I saw! That was released! In 2018! (Except Madeline's Madeline, which I can't finish or score because…

  • Interstellar
  • Serenity

Mathew McConaughey's Children Miss Him

2 films

except one has far more entertainment value

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Return of the Jedi

Star Wars Ranked

11 films


  • Brazil
  • Time Bandits
  • The Fisher King
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Terry Gilliam Ranked

7 films

please stop saying stupid things you're a hero to me

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout
  • Mission: Impossible II
  • Mission: Impossible
  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Mission: Accomplished

6 films


now to see Fallout 5 more times

  • Moonrise Kingdom
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • The Social Network
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Brazil

Ian Fastert's Favorite Movies EVER

40 films

I gotta watch more movies, but I don't think much of this list is going to change for awhile.


  • Speed Racer
  • Cloud Atlas
  • The Matrix
  • Jupiter Ascending
  • The Matrix Reloaded

Wachowskis, RANKED

6 films

My favorite working directors? Possibly?

  • The Social Network
  • Gone Girl
  • Se7en
  • Fight Club

Fincher Ranked

4 films

Oh boy I'm starting to care about this man