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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★½

    If my Swedish cousin asks me to come visit, I think I’m gonna have to politely decline. And then proceed to barricade all the doors and windows.

  • Late Spring

    Late Spring

    ★★★½

    Arranged marriage bad

  • The Wind That Shakes the Barley

    The Wind That Shakes the Barley

    ★★★★

    To the dumb ass triggered English people who claim this film to be IRA propaganda...y’all are some big 🤡🤡🤡 do some fucking research

  • Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    ★★★

    Stranger Things 4 certainly took a weird turn

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

    ★½

    Yo Baz Luhrmann this ain’t it OLD SPORT 👴🏻⚽️
    The decision to play Jay Zs entire discography in a 20s set film was like playing Ed Sheeran music in a movie celebrating the Beatles...oh wait

  • One Cut of the Dead

    One Cut of the Dead

    ★★★★

    Here for a fun time, not an actual one take time

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    ★★★

    JAR-LY: FILM FIFTEEN
    Last July I watched through all of Jim Jarmusch’s filmography after really loving his film Mystery Train. Before that I had only ever seen Paterson which was a great introduction point to him and his unique style. Jarmusch is a very hit or miss director and unfortunately The Dead Dont Die is more of an attempted hit that ends up being a foul ball. 

    It has a lot of good things going for it, with it’s incredible…

  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

    ★★½

    If only the world had forgotten about Fortnite and Ed Sheeran instead

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★★

    On holiday in Barcelona currently and was not attacked by an elemental monster or Jake Gyllenhaal so pretty disappointed tbh

  • The Last Samurai

    The Last Samurai

    ★★★

    watches anime once

  • The Aviator

    The Aviator

    ★★★★½

    Howard Hughes was literally a real life Citizen Kane, just with more planes and bottles of pee

  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★

    I don’t understand why I lowkey sort of enjoyed this but it probably has something to do with a depressed Ryan Reynolds singing the Pokemon theme song