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  • Demons

    Demons

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I had a better review but windows update decided now is the time. Thanks Windows, you never seize to amaze me that you are still in business.

    So a girl gets movie ticket from a mutant punk. Her and her friend decide to go. The movie is about some dummies visiting nostradamus grave site in a cave. They find it, find a mask and put it on. They idiot who put it on morphs into a demon.

    Back to the…

  • Into the Dark: I'm Just F*cking with You

    Into the Dark: I'm Just F*cking with You

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Rich prick hacker who trolls people and is genuine dick

    He is a germaphobe and socially awkward.

    Chester the worker at Pink Flamingo has a sweet sense of humor and continuously fucks with creepy. Also there is a big ass biker staying at the same motel.

    Biker asks creepy did you just touch my armor. You only touch a road warriors armor if you want to fight or fuck.

    Chester fucked with creepy so much, creepy thought he did something…

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  • Tourist Trap

    Tourist Trap

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Taking a rest from watching Bleach the anime I noticed Joe Bob Briggs is back. Taking me back to my youth I had to watch it. This is the first movie on his 26 hour marathon.

    I think the dolls have psychic/telepathic powers. Boy stops at a old building to get his tire fixed and the dolls mind fuck him and throw glass at him until he is dead. The whole time the dolls are maniacally laughing.

    His friends start…

  • Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre

    Bikini Swamp Girl Massacre

    ★★

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    If you have ever watched a Troma film, this next sentence will be very sad.

    This might have some of the worst acting i've seen in a troma film

    1/2 hour in and they just finished laying down the foundation of the story line

    Angry indian, killing people every columbus day for revenge of his people. Nope its Tom the cabin renter, what a twist. Not really, looks like a highschool project for class.