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  • Zombie High

    Zombie High


    If I ever get the electric chair, and get one final request, it will be to watch Zombie High one last time before I die… That way my last hour and a half seems to last for FUCKING EVER. Supposedly this is a Horror Comedy. It has some funny lines, and some cute moments, but most of the film is boring. Multiple characters and storylines introduced with no pay off. Long stretches of nothing happening except flat dialogue scenes that…

  • All Hallows' Eve 2

    All Hallows' Eve 2


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I enjoyed this one far less than I did the first one. Some of the stories had some promise, but they fell a little flat. The Pumpkin faced killer stalking the main story line didn't have near the charm that Art the Clown did from the first one. I wish we had something close to resembling a happy ending in at least one of them. I think the story with the little boy and the mother dealing with the death of the father deserved a happy ending instead of a shock ending.

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  • The Blob

    The Blob


    I was 13 when this came out,  and as much as I already loved the original I loved the spin this put on the story. They actually made moving jello scary! Fun movie and a great product of its time.

  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill


    William Castle was a pioneer in horror cinema, and in my opinion this was the best movie he put out. Almost sixty years later the film still holds up. The atmosphere builds an almost palatable dread as we watch Price and Ohmart banter back and forth with each other. Price is at the top of his game and plays the part of the affected billionaire oh so well. Carol Ohmart (Spider Baby) plays his counter part and holds her own…