Death Spa ★★

Apart from all the endlessly stupid deaths, fires and crazy David/Catherine´s nice arms the party in Death Spa actually looked like it was quite a good one. There was an endless supply of booze, lots of people, all in leotards and if you liked terrible bass-slapping eighties music then you were laughing. More importantly Dawn of the Dead´s Ken Foree was there and I bet he could tell a story or two. The party looked ace. And I bet it was more fun to film than it was to watch Death Spa. It might sound like fun but it took me five goes to get through it all. I suffered through Death Spa so you don’t have to. And I don’t feel any healthier for it.