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  • Funny Games

    Funny Games


    ive literally never been so emotionally destroyed by a film, yikes. i felt bad for even laughing at the subtle bits of dark humor, but those 4th wall breaks and genuine smiles were just so damn convincing. literally felt as if I was watching actual sociopaths act out on their depravity. won’t even continue to write more because I’m just everywhere about this, but dare I say masterpiece?


  • Scream 4

    Scream 4


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Ok, *Hot Take incoming*. I kinda adore Scream 4. It’s just so fucking brilliant. Scream 4 switches up the point of the original by making meta commentary on the sensationalism and intrigue of murder on the internet, as well as how Horror films were adapting to this ever changing world. Sure, some of the dialogue is fucking terrible. However, I think Scream 4 thrives by mixing in apparent cliches with overly meta dark humor and monologue. It quite literally kills…

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  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    Not disappointed but just kinda indifferent to this one? I wanted to like it a lot more but it’s really just fun :) Nothing here is really top tier and this is definitely the weakest Spider-Man film in my opinion. Mysterio is cool for what he is, Peter is amazing, but not many other characters are worth buying in to. Zendaya and Watts especially still haven’t really sold me on this MJ. The Snap isn’t really acknowledged in the way…

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    This film is brilliant. After months of being disappointed and divided over Rian Johnson’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi, I’ve finally set my mind on how I feel about this film. All I can say to those who hate this film is: Watch it again, with an open mind. Most of my hesitation to loving this film, or even liking it at that, was sparked from the belief that it was trying to say “Fuck everything from before”. What I…