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  • Midsommar



    4 stars on Letterboxd, 1.5 stars on TripAdvisor

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    broke: Chucky murdering because he's possessed by a serial killer

    woke: Chucky murdering because he just wants to be loved and also is a big TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 fan

    (don't get me wrong, I enjoy the original continuity, but this was great)

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  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum


    I kinda wish the first 15 or so minutes of this were expanded into a full length feature - just a series of sequences of John Wick traversing NYC, fending off assassins the night he was declared excommunicado. Basically, I'm picturing a stabbier version of AFTER HOURS.

  • Foxcatcher


    Horses are stupid.