Velvet Buzzsaw ★★½

omg everyone i’m so sorry!!! when i sold my soul to that ancient trickster god in exchange for the actualization of my heart’s truest desire (jake gyllenhaal playing a bisexual art critic named “morf” in a horror-comedy), i forgot to specify that i also wanted a cohesive plot structure 😔 

again, SO SORRY — will definitely not be making the same mistake with this monkey paw i stole from a vengeful witch!