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  • Maximum Overdrive

    Maximum Overdrive


    The cinematic equivalent of AC/DC’s The Razor’s Edge album. Starts off with an all timer (bridge scene/“Thunderstruck.”) Ups the ante (soda machine/“Moneytalks.”) Gets hilariously stupid (that titular line read/“Mistress For Christmas.”) Maintains a dopey charm for a while and eventually loses steam (I can’t remember anything after “Got You By The Balls.”)

  • Satanis: The Devil's Mass

    Satanis: The Devil's Mass

    Give me about another hour of the elderly neighbor bitching about how Anton LaVey doesn’t maintain his yard and lets the shingles fall off his roof and blow onto his property.

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  • The Night Comes for Us

    The Night Comes for Us


    The new wave of Indonesian “I’m pretty sure they just actually killed that guy” genre is my favorite genre.

  • In Fabric

    In Fabric


    That dress was clearly dry clean only. Motherfuckers had it coming.