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  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    ★★★½

    i’d gladly become a zombie just so adam driver could chop my head off with a machete

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★★★

    keanu reeves: *cocks a gun*

    me: maybe the second amendment had a point

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★★★½

    i’d let godzilla smash. absolutely destroy me lizard daddy.

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★★½

    my kink is keanu reeves killing people in neon lighting

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★

    i’m having an existential crisis now thanks keanu reeves

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★★

    how y’all gonna watch the forest fight scene and tell me adam driver is ugly? make it make sense.

  • The Proposal

    The Proposal

    ★★★½

    ryan reynolds best work. deadpool could NEVER.

  • The Phantom of the Opera

    The Phantom of the Opera

    ★★★★

    patrick wilson PLEASE call me

  • Clueless

    Clueless

    ★★★★★

    there are only two men i trust and paul rudd is one of them.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    🚨 MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD 🚨

    I laughed, I screamed and boy, did I cry.

    This movie truly was an experience and even as I've slept on it, it doesn't feel real. Infinity War seemed to drag on and I didn't find myself interested in it after the fact, Endgame is the total opposite, it was beautiful and funny and genuinely broke my heart.

    There were so many things I loved about this movie and a few things I really didn't…

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp

    ★★★½

    hope van dyne im free on thursday and would like to have dinner please read this and have dinner with me on thursday when i’m free

  • Thor: The Dark World

    Thor: The Dark World

    ★★★★½

    any movie where thor and loki bicker like actual loving brothers is always a good movie. also i miss jane and thor give them back :(