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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Assemble.

  • Gloria Bell

    Gloria Bell

    ★★★★

    Is there something like a royalty they pay you for spying on your playlist and turning it into a movie soundtrack? Because I think Sebastian Lelio just did this with me. Also I'm grateful to the universe for allowing me to live in the same age as Julianne Moore. Also WTF SEAN ASTIN

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  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★★★½

    Stars for:
    - The Marvel intro
    - Brie Larson and Sam Jackson's chemistry
    - The cat
    - BEN MENDELSOHN BEN MENDELSOHN BEN MENDELSOHN
    - Annette Bening being the most badass person on the universe blasting an infinite amount of energy from her hand while nonchalantly keeping her other hand on her hip
    - GRL PWR
    - Come As You Are
    - Thinly veiled Trump/far right criticism

    Not so much for:
    - The weird CGI
    - The very weird plot structure…

  • Bumblebee

    Bumblebee

    ★★★★½

    I'm not crying over a transformers movie you're crying over a transformers movie