Aka Exposition: The Movie
I can't believe this didn't premiere on The Disney Channel instead of being released theatrically. The CG is about equal to what you'd see in a SyFy movie.
Number of chainsaw deaths: 0
Random thoughts while watching this movie:
- Leatherface would rather put makeup and nail polish on than kill people.
- Barry is the inspiration for all Danny McBride's characters. ("I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't talk to my friends anymore, I can't believe how possessive you are.")
- Everyone likes pizza. Even cannibals.
- Why are there no drive thru pizza places near me?
- There's a lot of screaming in this…