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  • Private School

    Private School


    The first time I watched this ridiculous teen sex comedy was on June 25th, 2009.  One of my best friends had just been given his first cell phone.  It was the summer before my 8th grade and his 7th.  He made a Facebook post about how he was watching Freddy vs Jason on AMC.  I was also watching it so I sent him a text.  We ended up texting through FvsJ and Bride of Chucky, which came on right after.โ€ฆ

  • Child's Play

    Child's Play


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I should give this a 1/2 star for the police officer coming back from the dead and shooting Chucky out of no where.  However, my enjoyment of these things added 1/2 stars.

    - Movie is horrible = 1/2
    - Bradley dropped his giant movie theater drink in the first 5 minutes, that ish went everywhere = 1 star
    - Aubrey Plaza = 1.5 star
    - The buddi uprising in the store gave me Eight Legged Freaks vibes = 2 star 

    Iโ€™ve never seen a good chucky movie so Iโ€™m not surprised ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป

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    The Endless


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