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  • Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals

    Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals

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    Quite possibly the best Emanuelle flick Iโ€™ve ever seen and the only one lol. But thatโ€™s soooo going to change considering I immediately bought Emanuelle in America the second this one ended!!! 

    But the monkey smoking a cigarette was quality fucking stuff.
    The constant pussy petting was too. 
    The cannibal scenes were pretty cringe worthy, which makes me happy.
    Emanuelle with a shotgun might be my new favorite thing and that also...makes me happy.

    I think I liked this way more than I was suppose too... oh well!

  • Viy

    Viy

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    โ€œGood Lord! Sheโ€™s a witch!โ€

    A young priest is asked to spend three nights watching over a dead witch, the same witch he recently tried to murder. During those three nights the witch comes to life, haunts the priest & basically summons mystical creatures to torment him...but damn those scenes are awesome!

    Viy is an experience. 
    A witchy coffin flying experience. 
    & I swear Dumbledore made an appearance.
    Truly one of a kind and I know Iโ€™ll be revisiting this quite aโ€ฆ

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  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

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    THE ACTING IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE CINEMATOGRAPHY IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SPEECHES IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE OPENING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    THE SCENES IN BETWEEN THIS MOVIE.
    THE ENDING SCENE IN THIS MOVIE.
    DANIEL DAY-LEWIS IN THIS MOVIE.
    PAUL DANO IN THIS MOVIE.

    My GOD.
    Thank you PTA.

    I'm practically speechless, but of course, I have to atleast say something besides those things stated above. PTA is a genius, a complete mastermind, I'm a hugeโ€ฆ

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

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    OH MY GOD!
    THIS WAS FUCKING AMAZING.
    I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING.
    MY HEAD IS KILLING ME BUT I'M SO HAPPY.

    Okay, okay, okay.
    Let me start out by saying that this, this is one hell of a fucking movie. Christopher Nolan has created yet another mind blowing film, my heart is still racing and my mind is still tossing and I can't control my breathing...am I having a heart attack...hold on.
    Ha, no.
    But Interstellar has made my life!

    I'mโ€ฆ