This movie is nothing if not beautifully...exhausting. Both the leads are laughably unbelievable as 15/16 year olds (seriously—Dawson’s Creek kids looked younger), Ehrenreich’s southern accent sounds like that guy who does the Christian Lady videos on YouTube, and it feels like Irons’ camp moments are sadly cut short. The only redeeming feature is the poorly-budgeted special effects sequences that look like something from a 2003 DCOM.
Also, let’s talk about the overuse of the word cuz. In reference to cousin.