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  • Dawn of an Evil Millennium

    Dawn of an Evil Millennium


    ¿Dónde estuvo Dawn of an Evil Millennium todo este tiempo?

    Es un trailer de 20 minutos de una película falsa que según dura 18 horas, y tiene terror, acción y ciencia ficción. Es como si Sam Raimi y Jim Van Bebber hubieran tenido un hijo en forma de película.

    «My powers are returning.»

    Me tomó por sorpresa, me hizo creer de nuevo. Es terrorífica, absurda, es un desmadre. Me encantó. Un ejemplo de lo mucho que se puede hacer sin presupuesto... sólo necesitas creatividad, un buen sonidista y un camarógrafo atrevido.

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  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

    Tucker and Dale vs. Evil


    Here’s an idea, let’s Make American Horror Great Again!
    The fact that you haven’t seen this lovely slice of bloody pie... is deplorable.

    Here’s the hicksploitation role-reversal black comedy of errors you didbt know you have to see. Great debut for Eli Craig. It’s unintentionally gory and it plainly explains the current state of affairs of the US of A. 

    This is a funny joke: «If you have a reoccurring dream about sucking a dick but you never do it,…

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    That person who helps other simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is in deed without a doubt—

    Don’t you dare finish that sentence!

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  • Hulk



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Me: You know who that 👶🏼 is, right?
    12 y/o: Uh-uh.
    Me (maybe involuntarily mansplaining 🤦🏻‍♂️ [if such thing exist—oh, shit now you're gas-lighting. Can you control your testosterone and finish this story? Maybe is better if you jump to another paragraph and please don't ruin this text or your daughter's life. There's a lesson in all this)
    M: That 👶🏼 is Bruce Banner.
    12: Oh, makes sense. That's why he looks so old now...

    Ang Lee's Hulk was…

  • Man of Steel

    Man of Steel


    Segunda vuelta y me sigue pareciendo una cinta incomprendida. MAN OF STEEL no cuenta el origen de Superman sino de Clark Kent. ¿Recuerdas cuando Bill lo describe en KILL BILL?

    "Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is…