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  • Long Shot

    Long Shot


    a fairly predictable rom-com, but it always manages to stay entertaining throughout each scene and the dialogue is fantastic. o’shea jackson jr., charlize theron, seth rogen, june diane raphael, and bob odenkirk all had me hysterically laughing multiple times throughout the movie. definitely a charming film :)

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


    yeah, alright, this is a certifiable all-time favorite of mine. this movie just might have one of the best 3rd acts ever put to screen

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  • Midsommar



    my girlfriend was really enjoying this until we got to *the cliff scene* and she then proceeded to run out of the theater, in tears. we are currently back in the car driving home. thank you Ari Aster for this experience <3

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this is gonna be my 1 serious review of the year, so if you’re lookin for some of my jokes, this ain’t the review to read! but i’m pouring my heart out here so please still read it. ❤️

    I never connected much with Elio post-Oliver’s goodbye at the train station, until this current rewatch.

    I, like Elio here, am 17 as well. During this past summer, I attended a camp centered around community service and faith, and building connections…