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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


    “Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?”

    recognizes romance as a strange and complicated beast that can never be fully tamed. kaufman understands how we feel attracted to each other, when the flaws in us start to show to the people around us, and how we take that. every person is a strange web of interconnected thoughts and ideas, and love is the combination of that. it makes everything more complicated. i’m crying. this movie is perfect.

  • Rocketman



    egerton fucking kills (and frankly deserves at least an oscar nom) in this role. he brings a raw and fresh energy to the film that lights up the screen every time he’s on it. there are similarly great casting choices for most of the rest of the cast, who also give (mostly) outstanding performances. there’s also loads of visual flair that brings up the film (some nice long shots, lighting, etc.) its also like really really joyful which is good,…

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    tickets: booked
    avengers: assembled 
    mood: hype
    tear ducts: ready
    rocket: raccoon
    dick: hard

    let’s fuckin go april 25th at 6:30 babbbeeyyy

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4

    Tom Hanks said the ending to this movie was so intense that he couldn’t face the rest of the crew and I was just imagining it was like 

    “Don’t you swear at me - you little shit! You don’t EVER raise your voice at me! I am your COWBOY, you understand? I’ve given everything to you! All I ever DO is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get is that fucking face on your face! So full…