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  • Yesterday




    Yesterday, while charming in some parts, is still a film that narratively fails. Horrendously.

    While Danny Boyle’s signature frantic, fast paced structure and stylistic editing prowesses are in fruition during the course of the entire run time, the film leaves us no room to settle. Although trying to tell a love story about a man who must choose fame over happiness, the film feels way too damn fast. Because the movie is very busy moving from moment to moment,…

  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

    Tucker and Dale vs. Evil



    Fucking college kids...

    (The first film I’ve seen in three and a half weeks. I was not disappointed).

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  • Nightcrawler




    “I feel like grabbing you by your ears right now, and screaming in your face: ‘I’m not fucking interested!’ Instead, I’m gonna drive home and do some accounting.”

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Previously a 7.5/10, now an *8.

    *On re-listening to the soundtrack.

    As Infinity War was Marvel’s The Empire Strikes Back... (although the comparisons made are from different franchises)

    Endgame is Marvel’s The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.