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  • The Centerfold Girls

    The Centerfold Girls


    In which "Stewart Copeland" seemingly mystifies the police while hunting & killing nudie mag models, some of whom already having bad luck in an "I Spit On Your Grave" kind of way.

  • High Lane

    High Lane


    Wrong Turn in French.

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  • Rites of Spring

    Rites of Spring

    Um, did someone forget to film an ending?

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory


    There's no real reason for the unhinged adoration for this film. The story could have been told in a half-hour cartoon special. Instead, the screen is clogged with a feature-length series of sea life vignettes, half-baked humor, and one exceptional nod to 1979's Alien.

    The film truly serves no purpose, other than to bleed money from a nostalgic Pixar audience, hungry to revisit characters they already know everything about. Sorry to disappoint, but aside from the three primary players from…