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  • Hellboy

    Hellboy

    ★★½

    Oh Hellboy, you just had to go and be like this huh. You had to be a reboot, you had to to be edgier, you had to be darker and grimmer and much more serious. How did it work out? How?

    MEDIOCRE THAT'S HOW

    First things first David Harbour as Hellboy is not the problem, hes really good in the role. Ian McShane is also pretty good and Milla Jovovich is like a cartoon but that's what she does best,…

  • The Girl Next Door

    The Girl Next Door

    ★★★

    OK look, sometimes I just wanna watch some shlock, and this just was one of those nights, BUT I will not sit idly by as this seems to go unnoticed. This film is bonkers, like absolutely bonkers. I'm not talking "OH my you get to see a boobs, teehee I'm 8" This film on a technical level is outta control.

    [OK minor spoilers, you can get upset for not hitting the spoilers tab, but here is your warning I got…

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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

    Spider-Man
    Spider-Man
    Did what nobody's ever can
    Animation, blew my mind
    His film's truly one of a kind
    Look out!
    Here comes the completely-out-of-the-blue-really-unexpected-best-animated-film-of-the-year-MAN!!

    (I sat for too long trying to come up with a finale to my little parody song, and that's the best I came up with.) Alright enough playing around, lets get on with the review.

    I remember back on a time when I heard about this, called it a cheap cash grab by Sony Animation, which…

  • Shazam!

    Shazam!

    ★★★★

    I am really starting to really enjoy DC's new outlook on single stories and not trying to force the connected universe. Now I have enjoyed everything in the DCEU (even though I haven't seen suicide squad since it came out so don't come at me). Between Aquaman, and Wonder Woman and now this I can see that they are getting their stride and can forge their own path out of Marvel's shadow.

    So Shazam is a character with a wild…