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  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As a labradoodle owner, this film was way too emotional. The scene outside the garage fucking ruined me.

  • Fyre

    Fyre

    ★★★

    Netflix doing their bit to confirm FYRE Festival was an outrageous clusterfuck.

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★★★

    25 years old. Amazing. Still looks awesome.

  • Body of Lies

    Body of Lies

    ★★★½

    A decade old. Still good.

  • Ratatouille

    Ratatouille

    ★★★★★

    Somehow missed this 10 years ago. Yes, it’s 10 years old and still wonderful.

  • Long Shot

    Long Shot

    ★★★★

    An unbelievable documentary.

  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★★

    “TS Mutha F*cking A!”

  • My Scientology Movie

    My Scientology Movie

    ★★★

    “It WAS a Public Road.”

  • Imperium

    Imperium

    ★★★½

    Not enough Nazis got punched in the face.

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★★

    Hard to believe this came out 22 years ago. Still wonderfully entertaining for relatives born long after this was released!

  • Before the Flood

    Before the Flood

    ★★★★

    🔥🌏🔥

  • Beware the Slenderman

    Beware the Slenderman

    ★★★½

    Fascinating film about drone footage. I mean about memes.