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  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    ★½

    BEST EDITING ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    I could give into the meme and give this movie a glowing, positive, 5/5 review for the movie and joke on how it is secretly an art film, only in the vein hope that this will get all the likes on Letterboxd when really it will be buried in comments where so many sad pathetic people will be doing the same.

    So here is my profound comment instead. Kevin James looks cute in a mustache, and I hate that I had to think that.

    Fuck you Kevin James!

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  • The African Queen

    The African Queen

    ★★★

    Humphrey Bogart plays a man trapped in German occupation Africa who has no alligence to any side but eventually chooses to fight the good fight because of his love interest. And yet this was the movie he won the Best Actor Oscar for and not Casablanca. Did the rains bless him this time around?


    Yes, I had to make one reference to Africa by Toto! SHADDUP!

  • Up in the Air

    Up in the Air

    ★★★★

    This movie is a really good example of a great movie that would have been fantastic if it wasn’t for the god awful score that plays throughout this movie.

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