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  • Seal Team Six: The Raid on Osama Bin Laden

    Seal Team Six: The Raid on Osama Bin Laden

    ★½

    Such a momentous moment in history deserved a much better film than this, and it got it courtesy of Kathryn Bigelow's stunning Zero Dark Thirty. The hunt for Osama Bin Laden was one of those crusades by the American Government that was always going to be a controversial one. The mastermind behind 9/11, and the leader of al-Qaeda, Bin Laden had been turned into the poster boy for the "War On Terror", as if all the hurt and suffering would…

  • Polar

    Polar

    Now I'll be honest and say that I'd never heard of Polar, one of Dark Horse Comics' graphic novels. I've enjoyed a hell of a lot of their film adaptations such as Hellboy, 30 Days of Night, Sin City, and 300, but fuck was this a step too far for me.

    This is a weird amalgam of fucked up ideas cobbled together into a shitfest. There's shades of so many different awful other movies here. We've got Matt Lucas' Mr.…

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  • Skyline

    Skyline

    ½

    My wife likes this. I'm considering a divorce.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★★

    Should I be concerned that my wife was taking notes during this film? (Andy's last diary entry)..................................