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  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    If Jon Favreau can have sex with Marisa Tomei then maybe I’m money, baby, and don’t even know it. First act of the movie isn’t good but it improves once they show some tricks. Zendaya saying funny stuff like “therefore I have value” proves she should have been Captain Marvel.

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix


    A spiritual sequel to A Dangerous Method, the newest X-Men film dives into a case history of feminine psychosis. Sophie Turner plays the part of the analysand perfectly well, although after the success of Black Panther you’d think they would have cast someone POC for the Dark Phoenix. The special effects in this are pretty great, which I never expected to say again in my life. It isn’t great but it gets a passing grade.

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  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist

    The first real film of the Trump era: A snide bigoted joke between rich friends.

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum


    Adam Driver is back as John Wick III in this training video for future mosque shooters. Avant garde in its decision not to have a plot, the movie revolves around endless fight sequences that usually involve shooting people point blank in the face. The throwing knives scene is worth the cost of admission alone.