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  • Spectre


    This is fucking atrocious. I haven't seen a Bond flick since Casino Royale, but wow; I can't quite believe how awful this really was. Obnoxiously predictable. Thankfully I only watched this because a friend decided to while we were on a ten-hour flight to Tokyo, so it helped burn the time (though watching this movie was the only time I almost fell asleep inside an entire 30-hour travel day lol).

    Speaking of – I will be in Japan for a month. Not that anyone cares or will even notice, but I probably won't be watching much while here.

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey


    Oh my fucking god.

    Never before in my life have I finished a film and actually thought, "Yes, they were all right; this really might be the best film ever made." Of course I'm not going to embarrass myself by trying to write about this monolithic spectacle of cinema history, but it truly is just inconceivable. My mind is gone.

    Thank you, Kubrick.

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