When in Rome, you do as the Romans do. When in Venice, your socks get wet.
I have Stockholm Syndrome with The Conjuring Universe. Despite releasing shitty film after shitty film, I still come back. Annabelle Comes Home is a pointless sequel with no reason to exist, and it shows. Annabelle is hardly even the focus of the movie; a better title would have been "Crazy Shit at The Warrens" because there are a whole variety of ghosts on display, including some with shitty CGI! Not only do you get a horse of ghosts, but there…
Millie Bobby Brown wears Airpods in the first few minutes. That is a bad omen of things to come.
King of the Monsters is an incredibly frustrating film. There are glimmering moments of greatness (holy shitbiscuits that final scene), but all this monster glory is worn down by poorly filmed action and horrendous characters. I don't expect great character development from a Godzilla movie, but good fucking God, what did they do to Vera Farmiga??? At least most of the…