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  • Keep an Eye Out

    Keep an Eye Out

    ★★★½

    Totally chilled-out Dupieux joint operating on at least three tiers of reality. Ultimately too slapdash and indulgent to fully work, and I suspect it’s far funnier if you understand French, but it’s just short and charming enough to become a minor hang-out flick. It’s good to have him back.

  • Tiptoes

    Tiptoes

    For 

    ahem

    “t̴̟͙͜͝ḥ̡̞̤̳̤̗̩͓ę̸̗̲̥͕ ̖̼̫̮́r͓̥͔̗̠̱͍͇ǫ̘͍̥͞ḷ͎̩̤͕̦̀̕e̦̠̦̞̰̹̟ ̴͚̦̼̻͎̖o̸̴̱̣͓̭̠͙̝̠͡f҉̶̟͎̹͕̣ ̙̬͔́a͏̛̙̙̦̠ͅ ̛̘̖̪͔̟͕͉̟̕l̘͇̜͡i͏͈̺̙̯͍͎̦f͏͇͚͖͓͖̥͕̖̘͜e͏̸̰͡t̻̗i̷̼̖̝͢ͅm͍͓̭͟͝ȩ̟̰̖͝ͅ ̠͘ͅ”

    Gary Oldman had his legs surgically removed from below the knee and his feet attached to what remained of his knees (there were complications), and also wore his jeans extra high.

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