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Matt has written 22 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman

    ★★

    “wow just like Titanic” - me when Julia learns how to use 10 different sized utinsils for dinner with rich assholes

  • Murder Mystery

    Murder Mystery

    ★★½

    “wow just like Titanic” - me when the character who you expect to have bad aim frees their lover from danger during a life or death situation

  • Desert Hearts

    Desert Hearts

    ★★★★½

    “Is that it then?”


    “I’ve known you longer than anybody in my life.”


    “Meaning?”


    “That’ll never be it.”

  • Desperately Seeking Susan

    Desperately Seeking Susan

    ★★★★

    Y’all mind if I SEEK

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★½

    A pre college admission scandal movie in a post college admission scandal world

  • Support the Girls

    Support the Girls

    ★★★★

    one of the best endings of any movie this decade

  • Serenity

    Serenity

    ★★½

    Nicole Kidman:The Paperboy::Anne Hathaway:Serenity

  • The Wind Rises

    The Wind Rises

    ★★★★½

    Passion culpable

  • Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    ★★★★

    “I like the pun ‘ok ladies now let's get INFORMATION’” –Maggie Gyllenhaal 

  • Amazing Grace

    Amazing Grace

    ★★★★

    Sweat for Best Supporting Actress

  • Triple Frontier

    Triple Frontier

    ★★½

    The most interesting thing about this movie is that Paul Schrader really likes it

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★

    well we all know what identical twins are doing for Halloween this year