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  • Venom



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Release the drone[s]"
    - Venom (2018) & Charles Stiles of Mystery Dinners

    This is an abortion of a movie. Complete, abominable, reprehensible, shit. By far the most depressed I've ever been in a movie theater and that counts the time I saw Grave of Fireflies.

    There's basically nothing that isn't shit about this movie, but I think the main issue is that film's creators are aliens and have only seen two movies: Spawn (1997) and Daredevil (2003).
    What I'm trying to…

  • Her



    I absolutely love this movie and after being constantly reminded of it through the constant memes on the Patrician Film Posting facebook group I'm pleased to rewatch this and see if it's still as good as I remember or if it was romanticized over time. I'm happy to say that yes It's still just as perfect in technicality and emotion.
    Her a story about love between a man, Theodore, and an A.I., Samantha. A story about a man falling in…

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  • The Terrorizers

    The Terrorizers


    Dense to say the least, but the ending left me speechless.

  • Roma



    "We are alone. No matter what they tell you, we women are always alone."

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  • Hereditary



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Do you ever just cut off your own head to flex on someone?

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    Movie was so quiet I couldn't eat my popcorn without worrying about bothering the people around me and then a guy picked up his phone in the theater and started talking, someone threw their popcorn at him and a fight almost started.
    Had a great time, would watch again.