Castle Freak ★★★★

Dated? Maybe. Unspectacular? Maybe. Legendary? Absolutely.

Some weirdos made it many moons ago, and they preserved a beautiful '90s-spirit within it. There's still some darkness glowing in it, even though time washed most of it away...

Poor Millennials! You may have Netflix, Shudder, and a lot to talk about on social media. But we had black candles, VHS sessions in gloomy basements and divinely Lovecraftian stuff!