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  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Star Wars
  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • Return of the Jedi

Star Wars, ranked.

10 films

The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones are equally bad, but I ranked ATOC last just because the title…

  • Mulan
  • Ocean's Eight
  • The Lost Boys
  • Captain Marvel
  • Hairspray

Movies I pretend are gay.

81 films

Part wishing the subtext was text, part nothing but projection. Suggestions are welcome!

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Annihilation
  • Ex Machina
  • A Most Violent Year
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

The OICU (Oscar Isaac Cinematic Universe)

39 films

Every film (and show) Oscar Isaac has ever been in, ranked in quality.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • Black Panther
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming
  • Iron Man 3
  • Guardians of the Galaxy

MCU, ranked.

21 films

cus all the cool kids are doing it.

  • You Were Never Really Here
  • Annihilation
  • The Favourite
  • Eighth Grade
  • The Miseducation of Cameron Post


128 films

Every 2018 release I’ve seen this year, ranked. Not necessarily in terms of quality, but rather what resonated with me…

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout
  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
  • Mission: Impossible
  • Mission: Impossible III
  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol


6 films

ethan hunt is one of those annoying gays on grindr who only posts pics of himself at the gym but…

  • The Shape of Water
  • The Florida Project
  • Loving Vincent
  • A Ghost Story
  • Phantom Thread

TOP 10 OF 2017

10 films

Not necessarily the best, but the films that made the most impression on me.