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  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    ★★★

    Okay, yeah, this movie is not nearly as good as the first and it’s messy and kinda dumb and laughable at points, but it has its moments and is a blast so part of me will always have a soft spot for it. I’d even say I like this more than Jurassic World. Plus, it’s a million times better than Fallen Kingdom.

  • DumbLand

    DumbLand

    ★★½

    Ass. Hole. Shit. Head. Dumb. Turd.”

    ~ David Lynch, 2002

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  • Le Bonheur

    Le Bonheur

    ★★★★

    “Oh there’s still like 15 minutes left of this movie, what else is gonna happen?”

    “Oh.”

    Oh.

  • Her

    Her

    ★★★★★

    Spike Jonze, I am so sorry that I referred to this movie as “that movie where the guy fucks Siri” when I was 15, I am so so sorry.