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  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The Lost World: Jurassic Park


    Okay, yeah, this movie is not nearly as good as the first and it’s messy and kinda dumb and laughable at points, but it has its moments and is a blast so part of me will always have a soft spot for it. I’d even say I like this more than Jurassic World. Plus, it’s a million times better than Fallen Kingdom.

  • DumbLand



    Ass. Hole. Shit. Head. Dumb. Turd.”

    ~ David Lynch, 2002

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  • Le Bonheur

    Le Bonheur


    “Oh there’s still like 15 minutes left of this movie, what else is gonna happen?”



  • Her



    Spike Jonze, I am so sorry that I referred to this movie as “that movie where the guy fucks Siri” when I was 15, I am so so sorry.