Synopsis
The All-New, Terror-Filled Chapter!
When calls to her grandmother go unanswered, Jamie Lowell uncovers the truth behind her mysterious disappearance.
When calls to her grandmother go unanswered, Jamie Lowell uncovers the truth behind her mysterious disappearance.
Children of the Corn 7, Children of the Corn VII, Children of the Corn 7: Resurrection, Children of the Corn VII: Revelation, Дети кукурузы: Апокалипсис, Kinder des Zorns 7 - Revelation, Os Filhos da Terra VII: A Revelação, Los chicos del maíz VII: Revelación, Grano Rosso Sangue VII - Revelation, A Kukorica gyermekei 7. - Kinyilatkoztatás, 玉米田的小孩7, Colheita Maldita 7: A Revelação, Dzieci Kukurydzy VII: Objawienie, Korku Çocukları : Vahiy, Les Démons du maïs 7 - Révélation, Децата на царевицата 7: Откровение, Los Niños del Maíz 7: Revelaciones, 옥수수 밭의 아이들 7, チルドレン・オブ・ザ・コーン リベレーション, Діти кукурудзи: Одкровення, อาถรรพ์ทุ่งนรก 7 ดับเลือดทุ่งนรก
crystal lowe getting corned to death in the bath while the apartment curmudgeon screams at her to go to a motel because sex screams and death screams register the same..... the children of the corn were right to throw him off the top floor, plunge to ur death bitch! i mean they were def wrong to kill crystal but you win some you lose some, i feel. i also feel if i moved into an apartment with a cornfield a foot away from the entrance that would concern me just like pest-wise but god bless this movie it's totally normal for a whole cornfield to be right there for no reason. love it! in the children of the corn: revelation…
Stephen’s King’dom Marathon: Film #56
”Evil walks this place and it wants you”
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You know when I think of a Children of the Corn film, the first thing I think about is a high rise apartment building. Because it’s easy to grow corn in concrete.
Someone out there has to have the ability to make a good Children of the Corn film. It has to be possible.
I feel like, every so often, I just need to preface a review by saying that THIS IS NOT A GOOD MOVIE! Most of the movies I watch are not good but I still like them for completely inexplicable reasons! You can easily remove at least an entire star to get the rating you would probably give it.
In spite of this technically being made in 2001, it still has that 90’s DTV feel to it that I kinda love. It’s not good. In fact, it’s pretty damn boring. But, if I’m honest, I’ve probably watched it half a dozen times...most of those being before the streaming era when we were occasionally restricted to only the DVD’s we physically owned.…
Alright this is up there with Urban Harvest as being one of my favourites in the franchise so far. I have to say the inventiveness with this series is so impressive, every film has its own unique plot that incorporates the story of the Children of the Corn, and this one is awesome. It screeeeeaaams early 2000s, the hair, the clothes, the actresses, they’re all so cringe early 2000s and so fab. It’s obviously a b-movie and isn’t especially trying to be anything more than that and I appreciate the self-awareness. The aesthetic of this was probably the best of the entire series, there’s a great big apartment building smack bang in the middle of a cornfield? Ok, cool. It shouldn’t really work but somehow it does, and I loved it. So good, I’ll be having some repeat viewings of this one in the future I reckon.
Children of the... condemned condo building?
Well, I made it all the way to part seven before getting to one of these movies that I didn't like. This one looks extremely cheap and not just because of the awful CG corn. Plus it moves really slow, has lazy kills and wastes Michael Ironside. It's also disappointing to see something as great as Retribution and then find the director's other work, this and Stepfather 3, to be such uninspired bores.
Weird in that, you really think it's going to go somewhere different and it is but in a sort of ... tonally lost way which is difficult to describe. Maybe it's an early 00s thing which I vaguely remember being neither here nor there as the in-between of all decades are ...
The cgi stuff is pretty unbearable in a way which reminds u how that was true in the original as well. Though it's a horror, you almost feel bad the characters are built to be disposable as somehow, the movie also tries for quirky and believable and, well, you can't really have both.
The kids stuff is weird and largely unexplained. What always gets me about these is…
"Out of my way fuck-face"
Just a rehashing of the sixth entry pretty much.
Where does this even take place? It's like she fell through a void and is in some corn fed limbo town between reality and dreamscapes that sits on the fringe which is sort of cool but everything that happens in it sucks so its atmosphere and potential is wasted. The death by corn stalks in the bathtub is pretty sweet though to be honest.
A charming TV movie with decent acting from the lead and set in a killer location (this is what AHS: Hotel wanted to be). It took its time to build atmosphere but the final act felt a little too corny for my liking. Still one of the strongest entries of this desolate franchise.
Bloody corn, CGI corn, killer bathtub corn, bad acting, sparkly spiderwebs, and terrible effects.
Damn.. The absolute worst of the franchise so far, nothing is good here except maybe Michael Ironside. The Hellraiser Revelations of COTC, now I see why people think this franchise sucks.