Synopsis
With No Power Comes No Responsibility
A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.
2006 Directed by Kevin Smith
A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.
Brian O'Halloran Jeff Anderson Rosario Dawson Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Jennifer Schwalbach Smith Ben Affleck Trevor Fehrman Scott Mosier Jason Lee Jake Richardson Ethan Suplee Harley Quinn Smith Kevin Weisman Wanda Sykes Zak Knutson Kevin Michael Richardson Walt Flanagan Earthquake Grace Smith Ryan Thomas Rebecca Lin Christopher Martinez Tracy Phillips
Clerks 2, Shop Stop 2, Jay and Silent Bob 6 - Clerks 2, クラークス2 バーガーショップ戦記, Clerks 2 - Die Abhänger, Tezgahtarlar II, Nunca Tantos Fizeram Tão Pouco 2, Клерки 2, 疯狂店员2, Продавци 2, Shop-stop 2., Clerks: Sprzedawcy 2, Clerks 2: Muži za pultem, מוכרים בלבד 2, Funcționarii 2, O Balconista 2, Продавачи 2, Trgovci 2, 점원들 2, Υπάλληλοι για κλάματα, Tiskirotat 2, Commis en folie 2, クラークス2/バーガーショップ戦記, 瘋狂店員2
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It's almost comical how terrible Clerks II is compared to the original film. Clerks at least had the decency to productively convey working-class malaise and the stagnation of pop-culture. The Quick Stop employees were bored out of their minds, and they always had the energy to complain, but it was sympathetic to the ceaseless, hellish industry of retail and service work. Kevin Smith maxed out credit cards and took out loans and shot the film from store close-to-open for 21 days straight, and the authenticity is tactile. Clerks II feels like it was forced on Kevin Smith by gunpoint. Tired bits of stale humor, hardly any meaningful character progression, and blown-out photography that glows like a Denny's commercial. Scenes…
And then right after the Sam-Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat-out BRICKS in Frodo’s mouth
Same old Dante and Randal ... but without that unique indy feel of the original.
"Why because I enjoyed what I did? I got to watch movies, fuck with assholes, and hang out with my best friend all day. Can you think of a better way to make a living? Yeah maybe it wasn't what everyone does, but it was pretty fucking good."
Here we go again as a former Quick Stop clerk turned fast-food restaurant employee Dante, tries to find some stability in life. While his best friend and coworker Randal, tries to stir up trouble to help burn the hours of their workday. While Clerks 2 does not have the same charm as the original, at least it…
"RAN-daaaallll!!!" - Dante (Brian O'Halloran)
I’ve never liked this movie, but I decided to throw it on as background noise anyway, guided by the same instincts that sometimes lead me to go on the Wayback Machine to dig up shitty old websites I used to visit. This is the third Kevin Smith movie I've revisited in the past month, and they've all been dire, but I guess they must remind me in some way of my lost youth. I wish I knew how to quit you, Kevin.
I'm excited to tell my grandkids that in 2006, we got a wide-release studio movie starring Brian O'Halloran and Jeff Anderson. Rosario Dawson is the only real actor here, and she makes a…
My first introduction to Kevin Smith was probably the trailer for this movie. Since then, I've seen the director's other films, including the first part of this, but since I saw the trailer for this, I have eagerly awaited this sequel and I'm glad to report it didn't disappoint. It actually exceeded my expectations.
My main reason for enjoying this is because I feel the improvised, raunchy humor this time around was better polished. The jokes were as politically incorrect as they could be, and despite feeling a bit awkward at times by laughing at the Monkey and Donkey ones - I still couldn't help but smile at such randomness. The entire banter between Elijah and Randall was gold, especially…
"Pillow pants is her pussy troll. Duh!"
Well, there's something I didn't think I'd be hearing today.
Or ever.
honestly, clerks II isn't even a real movie it's just a big joke that kevin smith cleverly concocted somehow. from the ABC scene that makes absolutely no sense and has little to no context to kinky kelly and the sexy stud to the jail scene with heart? to porch monkey to the 1979 smashing pumpkins montage i don't know how this was even made how did kevin smith do this this also proves that he's not even a real person he's just a prank from Hollywood im glad this was made because this is real film and the biggest achievement in cinema of all time clerks II is a true tour de force and my 11th favorite film of all…
I have a very twisted sense of humor and this film proves what I already knew. It had me laughing out loud throughout. I honestly haven't laughed this much during a film since I saw Borat for the first time. The first two acts were nearly flawless, the laughs from me were constant. Sadly, the third act was disappointing when compared to how hilarious the first hour was. Overall I still loved Clerks II.
Politically incorrect, racist, homophobic, completely hilarious and surprisingly sweet.
First time I had seen this in ages, maybe not 15 years but probably close. It has a mix of scenes I find very affecting (the musical number, the whole final montage) and some that are just dreadful. (What in the world was going on with that Wanda Sykes sequence?!?) I will hope for the best from Clerks III.