I'm only halfway through this movie, but I had to pause and say this:
This is quite possibly the stupidest movie I've ever seen.
Joan Collins rebuffs a horny little person, and he gets back at her by somehow putting a curse on her, to wit that her first baby is going to be a monster. There's no explanation of how our tiny villain accomplishes this (there's no incantation, deals with the devil, or magic devices involved); we're just supposed to buy it. And then the baby starts mauling people from day one, and nobody figures out that something is wrong. Come on. The number of eye-rolls-per-minute is terrifically high here.
Joan Collins is terrible, and every other actor (including…