Wait, I actually enjoyed an Indiana Jones film? And it’s not just because Temple of Doom was so awful that anything better would look like goddamn art?
Indiana Jones and his Daddy Issues. Who knew that was the film I wanted! It was fine even with all the Christian nonsense (I specifically enjoyed all the “God’s a dick” details).
As cheesy as the opening was, it was nice to see River Phoenix. Sean Connery was extremely fun and is probably the reason why I enjoyed this as much as I did. Alison Doody’s character, while not great, was a refreshing change from the damsels in the previous installments.
Yeah, hell, if this came on TV, I’d sit and watch it again. Third time was the charm!