Synopsis
A cross dresser helps three whores on their search for rich husbands
1988 Directed by Chuck Vincent
A cross dresser helps three whores on their search for rich husbands
I can't believe I gave this 1.5 stars before. What an idiot.
Chuck Vincent pays boobie-filled homage to How to Marry a Millionaire, except his version centers around prostitutes, drug dealers, drag queens, rich wusses, mobsters, cocaine, S&M, and Veronica Hart as a pimp. God she's good. All that being said, don't go expecting anything too crazy visually. This could have easily been a stage play.
Three brash, straight-talking New York sex workers, tired of the grind, decide that they're going to marry millionaires. Inspired by "that film with Marilyn, another girl and another girl" they want to become refined ladies and find themselves rich husbands. Unfortunately, the only person that can help them is their drag queen friend Dougie (Scott Baker), who decides this will be a fun project. Meanwhile, they're pursued by their erstwhile pimp Bunny (Jane Hamilton), the cops, a local gangster and a garbageman with a crush...
New York's Finest is absolutely riotous. Directed by porn veteran Chuck Vincent, it's got a scuzzy mid-80s NYC atmosphere and is loaded with coarse, broad gags, but it's surprisingly warm-hearted and very funny. It's also…
It’s got a talented cast comprised of usual suspects for a Chuck Vincent film, but for some unfortunate reason, the majority of the dialogue in the movie is shouted. It’s super grating and unrelenting. Why Chuck, why?! This had potential 😢