Synopsis
For Bob too much of a good thing isn't good. It's great!
The geeky owner of an antique shop accidentally releases a beautiful genie from her imprisonment. She grants him three wishes.
1990 Directed by Chuck Vincent
The geeky owner of an antique shop accidentally releases a beautiful genie from her imprisonment. She grants him three wishes.
This movie aka "Bikini Genie" (better title imo) was my friend Adam's pick for this month's mystery movie following this month's clip party. If you know Adam, you know that his pick is gonna be something off the wall and very wacky. The man is as much a connoisseur of low budget Tubi schlock that no one else in their right mind would voluntarily watch as much as anyone else that I know--and i know several people that could vie for that title haha. I don't know what I was expecting exactly but an 80s era T&A comedy about a genie granting a wish made by a dork to have every woman fall in love with him seems about on…
Didn't surprise me at all to learn that the director previously made porn.
For the record, someone else picked this to watch at a monthly clip party that my friends do. So we suffered through this on a Twitch stream that censored the boobs to keep the mods from kicking us out. Even without that, this would have been an excruciating watch (swear to God, I screamed into a pillow at one point), but seeing those black bars made the whole experience feel even more pointless.
Honestly? While this was playing, I had an irrational fear that someone would stop by my apartment and catch me watching this. I would have been less embarrassed if they caught me watching actual porn.
Nuke this from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
“You’re my scumbag… this is my slave.”
The concept is tongue-in-cheek and silly. Bobby wishes for true love after finding a genie while he's left alone to run his parents' antique shop. The way to fulfill that wish is that the genie puts a bunch of women under love spells so they'll throw themselves at him and he can, like, ascertain whether he loves them or not? It's admittedly an inefficient process and the genie is out of practice, so she forgets how to make the women stop obsessing over Bobby after it's determined they're not "the one". So the movie gets more chaotic as he just keeps collecting topless ladies who won't leave his apartment. These types of self-aware…
It's a pretty wild premise for a bit, and there is a sheer WTFness at the beginning of the film which keeps it going. But it eventually settles on variations of the same gag, where our protagonist asks the genie to make a sexy woman fall for him and they go overboard in some way that it became a bit tiring for me to watch. It all comes to a conclusion which I just didn't care for. Plus, I really disliked the music and the omnipresence of it throughout, even with big dialogue scenes.
As promised, the extra star I have placed atop the lowest rating imaginable is entirely for Heidi Paine's sarcastic hip-wiggling genie.
Weirdly sentimental for a dum dum 80s sex comedy about a genie granting boner wishes to a nerd. It gets super duper lovey dovey❤️
Also there’s a punk band performing a song with lyrics: “Cold Diarrhea in a Dixie Cup” — it’s a hit!
A dude meets a sexy genie and wishes for true love and so half a dozen girls fall for him and it turns his life into chaos. It's like that episode of Saved by the Bell, except with more F-Bombs and naked chicks and stuff.
Low budget sex comedy in which an immature dork watching his parents' antique shop rubs a bottle and unleashes a female genie. He uses his final wish to find the perfect girl but of course there's no such thing as perfection and he's disappointed every time yet eager to try again. Essentially this is a Bedazzled but made on the cheap and without any discernable talent.
However, the actresses hired presumably because they were willing to take their shirts off all seem to be having fun with the opportunity to act out and be silly, whether it's as a party girl, Stepford Wife, dominatrix or horny businesswoman. Best of all is the actress playing the genie who really seems to be having fun with her role.
Nerdy teen unleashes a sexy genie who grants him three wishes. Lame hijinks ensue. Somehow all three wishes get used up with a whole hour still left in the movie. Bonus points for bewbs.
Here's a clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRTOSzOTTNg
"With its exaggerated caricatures, farcical set-ups, and telegraphed tomfoolery, WILDEST DREAMS could well represent comedy hell for a chunk of the audience. That said, you’d have to be a stone-hearted sourpuss not to find some elements of joy in Vincent’s multi-girlfriend farce, primarily because scripter Horrall is so adept at creating a rainbow of colourful characters."
Read Dave's full review after the jump:
theschlockpit.com/2022/07/13/chuck-vincent-wildest-dreams-party-girls-1990/
Sex comedy type thing that sucks so fucking hard. This guy who lives in a Rooms to Go show room works at an antiques shop and as one does he finds an Egyptians genie (I dunno, man) bottle that contains a mad horny genie who uses her powers to make a bunch of women take their top off.
The movie is never funny nor sexy and just goes from one not particularly engaging vignettes to the next before ending in a big pile of zany; dudes tossed out of windows, dudes jumping through windows, it’s all loud and annoying and I wonder if this was a front for a money laundering.
Features a scene where characters smear chocolate cake on each other’s faces before hot doing it. It looks really fucked up out of context.
Porn/genre filmmaker Chuck Vincent(ROOMMATES[1982],IN LOVE,WARRIOR QUEEN[a.k.a.:POMPEII])'s second-to-last movie was this so-so comedy that contains plenty of bizarro moments while depicting the adventures of a young man(James Davies[PLEDGE NIGHT,UNDERGROUND TERROR,HEAVEN BECOMES HELL]) who accidentally releases a sultry genie(Heidi Payne[ROAD HOUSE{1989},NEW YORK'S FINEST,EMMANUELLE 5]) from her ancient bottle as he grants her his wish to find true love,resulting in many young women pursuing after him.
WILDEST DREAMS may contain plenty of nudity but its storyline is pretty scatterbrained as it goes all over the place with the cast delivering frenzied performances while Vincent does a decent helming job,as the ongoing bizarreness is what makes WILDEST DREAMS an okay yet watchable feature.
With Ruth Collins(DOOM ASYLUM,PSYCHOS IN LOVE,WITCH ACADEMY[a.k.a.:LITTLE DEVILS]),Jeannie Marie(IF LOOKC COULD KILL[1986],WIMPS,STUDENT AFFAIRS),and quick guest appearances by porn stars Tracey Adams(SCREEN TEST,AMANDA BY NIGHT II,THE DEVIL IN MR. HOLMES) and Veronica Hart(BLOODSUCKING PHAROAHS IN PITTSBURGH,BOOGIE NIGHTS).