Synopsis
Russian agents raid an American sperm bank in order to get the sperm of geniuses Thomas Edison and Albert Einstein to take back to Russia with them.
1987 Directed by Chuck Vincent
Russian agents raid an American sperm bank in order to get the sperm of geniuses Thomas Edison and Albert Einstein to take back to Russia with them.
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What a fucking madhouse of a sex comedy with all the Chuck Vincent regulars. This shit goes hard in all the wrong ways.
"Mr. Porter, please report to the sperm bank. Please bring a large mop."
Sleazy Sunday #99
Comrade Dabrowski is ordered to go work as a mole in the Hoover General hospital. The hospital houses the world's biggest sperm bank that contains sperm with many excellent genes, like that from Edison, Einstein and Elvis, which Russia could really use to grow geniuses like those people too! Dabrowski will use the name Ellis, get a job at the hospital and search for a way to get to the good sperm. Meanwhile, the US already knows all about Russia's plans and orders one of the doctors from the hospital (Dr. Reilly, head of the sperm bank) to act as an agent and catch…
The Crichton estate will never admit this but it's pretty clear Michael got the idea for Jurassic Park's "corporate spy stealing frozen biological material" from this movie's contested hospital freezer full of Washington and Lincoln and Einstein's semen.
Annie Sprinkle needs a boob job and Jamie Gillis is her plastic surgeon - only he’s had one too many sips on the IV drip! Yes, hijinks abound in this zany Cold War-era sex comedy set inside a NY hospital. Also, prepare for non-stop middle-of-the-road butt rock playing throughout the entire film.
2 veterans from the porn industry star as supporting actors in this movie about a soviet spy disguised as a nurse in an American hospital. Her mission is to steal the frozen sperm of Einstein and Thomas Edison.
The hospital looks like an insane asylum. Nurses running everywhere and doctors that look like they are completely stoned. There are also some sex and topless scenes, but nothing outrageous.
Besides the main plot, there's an innocuous subplot of a mafia guy admitted to the hospital and an omnipresent soundtrack that seems that someone has forgotten the radio turned on very loudly inside the hospital. Almost all scenes have radio music in the background. However, the biggest problem with this flick is that it's a thoroughly unfunny comedy.
Despite containing the presences of porn stars Jamie Gillis,Veonica Hart,and Annie Sprinkle in small supporting roles and (porn filmmaker-turned-mainstream genre filmmaker) Chuck Vincent in the director's chair,this extremely weak Straight-To-VHS video/cable television comedy is strictly unfunny,uninvolving,and contains only two brief nude scenes.
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So this late-night comedy stars mostly porn actors from the 80s, and is even directed by a porn director. Although there is minimal sex or nudity, there's still a hot load of innuendo and zaniness. At times it was a little stupid. I thought it was pretty funny.
This was the time period when porn movies had plots and dialog, hence some decent actors. Some of the best performances were from Veronica Hart and Jamie Gillis. There's no doubt that both could have had legitimate film careers (Hart actually has a degree in performance art). This movie wasn't genius nor ground breaking, but it was still fun.
there are two songs that play back and forth this whole movie, its so sick.