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  • Dreams Do Come True: A Nightmare

    Dreams Do Come True: A Nightmare


    A bonus feature on the Cannibal Island: Jungle Girls Barbecue disc.

    A medieval-era Debbie D hangs from a tree in this otherwise nondescript short from W.A.V.E.

    This is one of their more straightforward strangling fetish videos. It doesn't do much for me.

  • Cannibal Island: Jungle Girls Barbecue

    Cannibal Island: Jungle Girls Barbecue


    This W.A.V.E. adventure starts with Debbie D and Violetta wandering down a path through the woods, muttering some made up language to one another. Are they cavewomen? Who cares, because then they walk through a slip in time and end up somewhere in which there are giant tarantulas walking the trails, as if patrolling. These fucking spiders are cops, man.

    Gary explains to a big game hunter that this is a forest where creatures from the past exist. He doesn't…

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  • The Rules of Attraction

    The Rules of Attraction


    In high school I read American Psycho, on the recommendation of a woman in Connecticut I met in an AOL chatroom when I was 13 and thought I was in love with. I was thrilled by the book for all the wrong reasons, knowing so little about affluence and the elements of the 1980's that it was satirizing, just enjoying the graphic descriptions of murder and the absurdity of chapters about Huey Lewis and such. I would later, after a…

  • Day of the Dead

    Day of the Dead



    Before Gorillaz, it echoed in my brain like it echoed through Floridian hellscape. Now I do hear M1-A1 start in my brain after that scene.

    Day of the Dead, you've done me no wrong. Day of the Dead is my longtime friend, introduced to me by a friend I have no longer, during a simpler time.

    Movies like this are the perfect background for big projects. I know them like the surface of my own flesh. They are familiar,…