X-Men: First Class ★★★

This movie isn't very good BUT I would absolutely fuck the shit out of both Fassbender and McAvoy (yes, at the same time, thanks for asking) so for that reason alone, I'm giving it three stars. Ain't nothing more to say, really, apart from asking if someone would make a movie where it's just Fassbender's Magneto traveling the world hunting down and murdering Nazis, with McAvoy as his sidekick. A sort of Holmes and Watson, if you will. I would pay to see that.