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  • Suspiria



    Wow, it has been a journey and a half to make it to this movie and I'm honestly glad that it has been because it makes me appreciate the opportunity to finally see it that much more. The closest this was showing to me in theaters was 3 hours away and it was for a very limited time so I didn't have the chance to experience it the way I wanted to. I waited and waited, not giving in to…

  • The Invitation

    The Invitation


    Trauma is at the forefront of The Invitation, both the movie and the "movement" it's about. Past things that have helped mold and shape us into the person we are, despite their horrifying effects, are things that can either make us stronger or overwhelm us. That's where the leader of The Invitation (as most leaders of cults) is able to worm his way into the psyches of his followers. He convinces them to just let go of their baggage and…

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  • Greta



    I love overdramatic queens. That’s probably due to the fact that I am one. Like, I am five seconds away from a freak out at any given moment. Whew, anyway, what a mess. It was fun tho and Isabelle Huppert could literally make a vlog of herself staring at the wall for two hours and I’d still be completely into it.

  • The 'Burbs

    The 'Burbs


    Is there anything better than Tom Hanks and Carrie Fisher as a married couple? The answer is no. Man, this was such a staple of my childhood, and it still holds up today. It's dark, witty, and beyond funny. And oh holy shit, I love that they reused this cul-de-sac for Desperate Housewives. When gay worlds collide.

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  • Raw



    So apparently some people fainted while watching this movie? What kind of church lady dramatics? I've seen more grotesque goings-on at Walmart on a busy afternoon.

  • Personal Shopper

    Personal Shopper


    Y'all need to just come to terms with the fact that Kristen Stewart is setting herself up to become the best and most versatile actress of her generation.