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  • A Dragonfly for Each Corpse

    A Dragonfly for Each Corpse

    Can we call this a Giallo if it isn't Italian? Is it like how they are trying to pass laws that you can't call vegan-alternative non-dairy products milk, cheese, or whatever?

    So this Giallo-alternative is actually pretty solid. It also wins the award for the only Klimovsky film I've watched that didn't bore me to tears. The best part is when the killer sends our hero a very special birthday present and his girlfriend freaks out. I'd like to think…

  • Circus of Horrors

    Circus of Horrors

    A movie about learning to love yourself for who you are on the inside, and not who you are on the outside...

  • Circus of Fear

    Circus of Fear

    Reading over reviews, especially Ian West's ( ), seems I will not be saying anything different: starts out as a pretty great British crime drama, then screeches to a halt and never recovers the momentum of the opening thirty or so minutes.

  • Vampire Circus

    Vampire Circus

    Hammer knows what is scarier than a vampire: Carnies...*

    *Okay they are also Gypsies** which makes that a racist remake maybe.

    **I don't know the alternative to the G-word and I spent like over five minutes trying to figure out what it was but was unsuccessful

    P.S. - Amazon says they have the PG-rated US version. If that is correct, then this is a particularly super horny PG movie, even for the time.

  • Precure Miracle Universe Movie

    Precure Miracle Universe Movie

    Last year’s All-Stars movie had the PreCures fighting an evil singing horse who turned into a tank. So that one was clearly better. But this one is fine too.

    Piton can get bent though.

  • Bloody Birthday

    Bloody Birthday

    Made when they were still trying to figure this ‘slasher’ thing out, this is a totally bonkers slasher-riff on the VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED narrative.

    Needless to say, I loved it and thought it was great.

  • Vengeance of the Zombies

    Vengeance of the Zombies

    Don't trust hippy 'gurus'

  • The Werewolf Versus the Vampire Woman

    The Werewolf Versus the Vampire Woman

    Well... we already learned from VAN HELSING that only a werewolf can kill a vampire...

  • The People Who Own the Dark

    The People Who Own the Dark

    If they had watched THE TALES FROM THE CRYPT (1972) (or at least one ZATOICHI or BLIND FURY) these weiner one-percenters would have known not to f*** with blind people!

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    First off, best review is Krautsalat's:

    I can agree that this one is particularly messy. For the first hour, it's pretty much an episodic teen comedy that is interrupted by a big CGI battle once or twice. Then the second hour is a more traditional MCU superhero story and I don't think they balanced the two as well here as they did in SPIDEY COME HOME.

    Even if I could nitpick a bunch of things (Spidey still uses too…

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    I could complain about the MCU's dick-move of making Spidey worship and feel inferior to Iron Man, but when I'm watching the movie it doesn't bother me. Maybe giving him access to billion-dollar technology both negates a big part of what makes fans like about him (his blue-collarness) but he still acts like Spider-man and I really bet that the younger/newer fans who actually like these movies and don't look for things to complain about, love having him be their…

  • Pokémon the Movie: The Power of Us

    Pokémon the Movie: The Power of Us


    So before DETECTIVE PIKACHU came out I thought it would be funny to go through all the Pokemon movies because when I reviewed all the Dragon Ball movies in prep for DRAGON BALL SUPER BROLY, I'm pretty sure I lost like ten followers. That was funny.

    Well just like rewatching all the X-Manz before DARK PHOENIX and that stupid comparing Stanley Kubrick movies to Michael Bay movies that was a good idea when I made that list, it hasn't still.…