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  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now

    "Cancerchemo kicked my ass!”

    An extremely self-righteous alien-robot-ghost-deity takes on gun violence, big pharma, prostitution, dependance on foreign oil, corrupt politicians, drug use, disrespect towards the disabled, gang warfare, grand theft auto, and the black market, all with the power of a pair of magical glowing hands that can make people's eyes bleed, freeze time, cure cancer, reverse the aging process, AND make wheelchairs disappear.

    Why are both Neil Breen and James Nguyen (of Birdemic fame) so obsessed with solar…

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  • Red Desert

    Red Desert

    Another way to make a film about alienation. The audience feels alone in this world too.

    Could should I write my master's thesis on why she buys that half-eaten sandwich?

  • Gaslight


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Honestly weakened by the fact that the intricate and psychologically complicated plot hinges on the fact this dude wasn't able to find some jewels after searching in an attic for MONTHS.

    Nancy and Miss Thwaites are the two sides of my personality.

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.

  • Ugetsu


    🎧don't go chasin waterfalls
    cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you🎀