Cinderella ★★★½

If you had told me this morning that I'd be closing out my movie viewing evening with a version of the classic Cinderella story that involved surprisingly catchy musical numbers, copious amounts of nudity, lots of simulated sex, a borderline racially insensitive and homophobic version of the fairy godmother, a ballroom orgy, and a magical vagina, I would've said "Yeah. Sounds about right." If that sounds like something, you might enjoy...well, I won't tell anyone.